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<div style='background:#f8f8f8; border:1px solid #efefef; border-radius: 5px; padding:10px; margin: 10px;'>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
爱你的邻居,不过别让她老公抓到.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,它们是如此美味.

「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go to sleep.
「现在的梦想决定著你的将来.」所以还是睡觉吧.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背後,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背後,都有两个.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要黑暗来培养.
(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈!)

Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩会生出意外,後排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个男人都应该结婚,毕竟,快乐不是生活中唯一的追求.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不结婚,一旦结婚就不聪明了.
「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours!
「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好几个小时(发呆).

「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk?
「努力工作不会死的!」不过何必冒那个险呢?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是相对的,他带来很多亲戚.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
别等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧.

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.
应该有比在早上醒来更好的方式开始新的一天。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是一切的,这世上还有信用卡.

A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网,它保卫了领土,但不妨碍视线.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,感谢上帝在选择朋友方面,给我们留了馀地.

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人作伴,结果就变成了三个人!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
学得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘记得越多;
忘记得越多,知道得越少.
干嘛费那个劲去学?!

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,感谢上帝在选择朋友方面,给我们留了馀地.</div>

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